Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Market "Gurus"

I'm having a great time listening to the self proclaimed market "gurus" (pictured at right) discuss their theories for the direction of the market, currently reaching fever pitch in media outlets everywhere near you.

"We're expecting the market to have it's standard 'Fall Fall' - (honk-honk goes the nose)... Why? Well because it almost always happens"

Out come the Ronald McDonald shoes; flop, flop flop; "I soitanly expect the market to do the opposite of what the crowd expects, so we should expect a strong September"...

I can't wait for this year's version of the "How to protect yourself from the coming crash" and "The coming bull market and how to profit from it" books to hit newsstands in time for the XMas holiday season!!!


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